The Hooker squad:[]
The "Hooker squad" AKA "Hookers with shotguns" is a Dutch/Surinamese secret covert ops team.
Founded by Pieter Hazelaar in 2018 to combat Desi Bouterse in Suriname the "Hookersquad" has show itself a great asset for the Dutch. They eventually captured Bouterse in 2019 and delivered him to the Dutch for trail at the ICC in the Hague. Since then the Hookersquad has been involved in defending Dutch assets overseas and combating corruption in South-America and the Caribbean.
Their main powers include:
- Seduction
- Surgical shotgun expertize
- Being hookers
The ingame status of the "Hookersquad" is very secretive and known only to the highest in charge of Dutch Intelligence. No leads or evidence of their existence has leaked out yet.
Chronological overview of "Hooker squad" events:[]
Piet Hazelaar a proper Dutch spy. 2018
The sensual devious hookers with shotguns squad 7 Hookers with shotguns 2019
Hookers with shotguns versus Desi Bouterse 2019
2 hookers are sent to Tuvalu 2020
1 hooker is sent to Georgetown, Guyana and recruits 2 more hookers 2026
Lola gets strangled by Roger Khan in Georgetown 2027
A hooker with a shotgun goes to Reykjavik and buys a red coat 2030
Attempt to recruit more squadmembers 2030
Shooting Roger Kahn, Lucia killed - 2033
A hooker with a shotgun Buys the Raddisson Blu Fiji. - 2033
Recruiting new shotgun hookers on Fiji. with no succes - 2033
Recruiting new shotgun hookers on guyana. 3 new hookers - 2034
Rashied Doekhie is seduced by Lulu. (puppet) - 2034
Lily is sent to Venezuela - and defects -1 on covert ops in Venezuala - 2034
Lulu instructs Rashid Doekhi in Guyana - 2034
two "Hookers with shotguns" get stopped at the border - 2035
Operations in Guyana politician caught on video, drug base venezuela, bribes 2 list members- 2035
Meanwhile in Guyana President evidence/ doekhie 2nd - Guyana - 2035
A hooker with a shotgun Recruits on Fiji - without succes again - 2035
"Hookers with shotguns" moving to Venezuela - Lily rejoins, 3 new hookers, brothel caracas - 2035
Hookers and a "politician" in Guyana - full drug base in VEN, Prime minister of Guy caught - 2036
Hookers/ "honest politician" Guyana - Rashied 1st place voter list, Donald Ramotar of the PPP brothel - 2036
hookers and Danny Trejo in Caracas! - bribe Chief Commissioner of Caracas police - 2036
Hookers and just another day in Guyana. PPP Donald Ramotar reveals personal details - minus on on AfC seats- 2036
Hooker Lacey tries to recruit again on Fiji 4 new hookers - 2036
Guyana operations, P M Moses Nagamootoo AfC finds out about some personal information and bank accounts, +1 AfC seat - 2037
Hookers in Venezuela No one of significance visits the brothel, bribed some local police officers- 2037
Hookers and politics in Guyana Prime Minister Moses Nagamootoo AfC visits the brothel and might be falling in love- 2037
Meanwhile in Caracas! President Maduro, USPV, visits the brothel, bribed the Minister of Justice, Gustavo González López USPV -2037
Business as usual in Georgetown, Guyana. bribed 2 PPP members to join the AfC, PM falls in love- 2037
The new members of the Fijian Hookersquad are going to work A lot of tourists visit the Brothel- 2037
Bribes and hookers in Caracas! Danny manages to bribe General-in-chief Vladimir Padrino López- 2038
Hookers, bribes and a wedding in Guyana? Donald Ramotar PPP visits the brothel 3rd time, Bribe gets found out 1 seat of AfC moves to PPP, a big wedding, Layla leaves the brothel, puppets the PM, AfC +2 seats from both parties. - 2038
Hookers and "Caribbean politics" in Venezuela Henrique Capriles Radonski, MUD leader visits brothel, Ernesto Villegas governor of Caracas USPV bribed - 2038
Hookers, bribes and campaigning in Guyana AfC manages to gain 1 seat from PPP- 2038
Just a normal day of bribing and hookers in Caracas Nothing happens -2038
on the campaign trail Guyana :1 seat of AfC moves to PPP Donald Ramotar PPP visits brothel. 4th time - 2038
Exposing a pervert in Georgetown No incident at exposure, +1 from afc, +1 from PPP- 2038
Operations in Caracas continue Jesús "Chúo" Torrealba, Chairman of the MUD visits the "Shotgun hookers brothel"- 2038
Don't mind the hookers on Fiji local police officers visit brothel - 2038
Trying to exposing another socialist in Guyana. nothing changes - 2039
Exposing a hooker visiting president in guyana. +4 afc - 2039
Spring in Guyana...and hookers -2039
operations in Guyana continue +4 AfC - 2039
Bribing and hookers like usual in Caracas some local socialist politicians bribed -2039
Some last minute hookers in Guyana +4 from PPP +2 from Anpu -2039
Autumn and Hookers in Caracas - Henrique Capriles Radonski, MUD leader visits brothel 2nd time - 2039
Leonie becomes Guyanese minister of Justice - 2039
Lulu and Doekhie arrive in Venezuela. 3 supreme court judged bribed- 2039
Hookers in venezuela Chairman of the MUD visits brothel, 3 judges bribed"- 2040
Hookers gonna be hookers in Venezuela Henrique Radonski, MUD leader visits the brothel 3rd time- 2040
Ven and hookers, a match made in heaven! President Maduro, USPV, visits brothel", local politicians bribed 2nd time- 2040
Lily seducing Henrique Capriles Radonski, in Venezuela. succes - 2040
Presiden Maduro is exposed about his "Hobby" in Venezuela +4% voters MUD - 2040
A phonecall from Anna - 2041
A drugged up Rashied Doekhie flees to Colombia - 2041
Everybody loves Doekhie in Colombia! -2042
Where's Doekhie? - 2042
Brothels / hotels[]
| City | Country | Number of hookers stationed |
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| Paramaribo | Suriname | 1 |
| Icetuv | Nordic Tuvalu | 2 |
| Vaipatu | Tuvalu | 1 |
| Nadi | Fiji | 4 |
| Georgetown | Guyana | 4 |
| Caracas | Venezuela | 6 |
| Escorting Hans de Bink | Varies | 1 |
| Total | 19 |
Active Roster:[]
19 active Hookers
Paramaribo[]
Lara - Head hooker (mauritius) ------------------------ Pieter Hazelaar - Dutch intelligence P.I.M.P
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IceTuv[]
Lucy - "sarge" training hooker --------- Lana - (weapons training since jan 2033) operation in mauritius
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Tuvalu []
Lori - counterintelligence Vaipatu(old skool)
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Fiji:[]
Lacey - Oldskool ------------------------Lexus - Fiji (rookie)
Lee-Ann - Fiji (rookie) -----------------------------Lilith - Fiji (rookie) operation in Mauritius
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Guyana[]
Leonie - Minister of Justice, Guyana AfC --- Leah "counterintelligence"
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Leia "counterintelligence" --------------------- Layla Married the PM of Guyana (old skool)
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Colombia[]
Lulu - Dominatrix/thick bushed dominating Rashid Doekhi, employing danny trejo (old skool)
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Venezuela[]
Laney - "Doing business" (oldskool) -----Lily - Married to opposition leader Radonski (puppet)
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Lexie - "rookie" ------------------------------ Luna - "rookie"
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Lucinda - Head of the anti corruption committee
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Escorting Hans de Bink:[]
Lizz - Assistant and bodyguard to Tuvaluan Governor General, Hans de Bink
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Hired help:[]
Danny Trejo - Venezuelan Drug underboss for Rashied
Defected hookers:[]
None at the moment
Dead Hookers:[]
May they rest in peace.
Lola: Got strangled by Guianese Drug Kingpin Roger Khan
Lucia: Fell off a stage and then got strangled by Roger Kahn
